The Blairy Bunch

The Blairy Bunch is a song about Prime Minister Tony Blair and the Labour Government. It is a parody of the opening credits of the U.S. TV series The Brady Bunch and retains the famous grid of squares used in said opening sequence. This intro replaces the members of the Brady family with the Prime Minister and other Labour government ministers.

Lyrics

 * Here's the story of a smiling Tony,
 * And the extra smiley smiley Mrs Blair.
 * Then there was Robin... then there wasn't Robin.
 * And there was John, although Tony rather wished he wasn't there.
 * Then there was Gordon, and lots of yes men.
 * If they didnt stay in line they'd get a punch.
 * They knew this shambles must somehow form a government 
 * And that's how they all became the Blairy Bunch.
 * The Blairy Bunch, the useless bunch,
 * And it's back to the crappy Labour governments of the 70s!

Featuring

 * Tony Blair
 * Cherie Blair
 * Gordon Brown
 * John Prescott
 * Denis Healey
 * Robin Cook
 * Jack Straw
 * David Blunkett
 * Clare Short
 * Alan Milburn